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Pure Ridiculousness

from Squinter's Paradise by Two Apple Tobacco

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SCENE 7: “Pure Ridiculousness”


NARRATOR: We are left with the sensation of an unwittingly interconnected tumult, incorporating its special-case victims in a synergetic feedback loop of omni-efficient ‘wiping the slate clean’.....

[Once again, we witness our HERO’s world unravel before his eyes. The helicopters & crows return for yet another bombardment, the tornados and lightening rain down, and from over the hills, other animals join the elephants’ stampede.]

HERO & CHORUS: So now I’m thinking: ‘Oh
what have I done?’ Why and where am I into?
Tug again at the thread: Another bottom to fall
through! Unravelling all at once, everything that
was constant; Teetering on the brink, I just can’t
help but think: What’s ensuing is a cosmic
undoing..... (repeat)

[Our HERO watches from the stairwell as Paradise falls to ruin. Suddenly, there is a Brechtian ‘Deus Ex Machina’ as the NARRATORS take over.]


from Squinter's Paradise, released May 21, 2021


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